Silly Caption Contest When I posted this pic of me and my doggie Alex, just about everyone contributed to the caption contest!   Caption Contest Winner: "Bitch!" Submitted by: Lody

Remaining captions are posted from latest to earliest:

"No gag till I get my Alpo!"
SWP <SWP2277-at-aol.com>

See what I do to mommie when she doesn't feed me on time! 
Foxhound <samfoxfan-at-aol.com>

 "Not a bad guard dog. She packs a gun, too."
Jinx <jinx_31-at-hotmail.com>

When I said, "I want a pet", I meant I wanted you to pet me, you fool!
Morgan <fantasymaker34-at-hotmail.com>

Lassie never had this trouble
BoundWarrior <Dwoody8428-at-aol.com>

 It's a doggie dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone panties.
Erik <lewdog79-at-hotmail.com>

 No, when I said tie up the dog I meant..... 
Jules <julie-at-julie2000uk.fsnet.co.uk>

Lorelei is thinking to herself "if that mutt farts now..."
Dougie 246

"Last time she'll tie me to the dog house!"
Masgeo <ggyassoc-at-aol.com>

Knowing doggie Alex as I do, I'd like to offer the following caption:
"Hah! Try to keep me away from those Doritos NOW, mom!"
Darla <darla-at-closeup-inc.com>

 "It was so easy. She held one end while I ran around her."
bob-abouy <ylowrvr-at-hotmail.com>

"All those years wearing a leash... who's all leashed up now, baby?"
JR <jrinia-at-cableone.net>

Screw the chalupa, drop the scissors!
Opal_Essence

Can you say master?
dave <dbrown6432-at-aol.com>

 "Can't I PLEASE borrow your collar?"
Gagman44 <Gagman44-at-yahoo.com>

"I said Mmmppphhh not ruffff"
ivysky

"Welcome to the real obedience school Lorelei"
DWes

*

Please, please, can we keep her! 

Honey, I told you we picked the perfect obedience school! 

Look what she learned in obedience school today! 

This force fantasy shoot isn't going to happen if you two can't stop laughing! 

Want to pet my fur? 

--the Scribbler

*

Her weight in biscuits or ELSE
A Fiend

You're not getting out 'till you put the Doggie Channel on.
Werewolf <werewolf-at-mystical.co.uk>

Everybody else is doing it... MY TURN!
Lexi <lexxlexx-at-stargatesg-1.com>

see how she likes to be tied to a rope...
tyngagu14

*

"I am Puppy. Hear me roar!"

"Free to good home: one slightly used bondage webmistress. XLNT condition, all original equipment.
Prepackaged for delivery."

--Paul <besnode-at-earthlink.net>

*

Now how do you expect me to walk the dog.
mk121074 <mk121074>

" MY TURN MOM! "
rheta <rheta-at-yahoo.com>

"Man's Two Best Friends!"
BILL

"So, who gets that new leash?"
Mouse_Trap <mouse_trap-at-altavista.com>

No. The dog's name is not Jon...
Cyber Slave <brear-at-hotmail.com>

"She doesn't get free until I get a date with Lassie!"
Skytower

Hey I said bound to please not hound to please!
Ropemeister <macrame.at-at-virgin.net>

"All that lovely ropework, and without opposable thumbs!"
bondagen00b

PETA RULES!
anonymous

"you won't be smiling when he puts the snake on the bed!"
Anonymous

Look what my dog can "Fetch"!
Metal Man Mark

"Boy... I wish I could do that to her..."
"You better pet her first..."
Mr. Ta. <mr_ta_21-at-yahoo.com>

"How much is that body in the window?"
dbrown6432 <dbrown6432-at-aol.com>

Lorelei: "Hey fella could you help me out."
Dog: "Sure I will bring the ball-gag to keep you quiet."
Master Al

Dog says "It was either this or get her spayed, and I might need to breed her someday!" 
I.M.Profane <i_m_profane-at-hotmail.com>

Oh, Won Ton Ton! You're my hero!
Mike Smith <mjsmith-at-kskc.net>

You were expecting maybe Rin Tin Tin?
prof-bond <prof_b_98-at-yahoo.com>

"I told her I didn't want to go for a walk... now how about that for a use for my leash"
Scotsman <scotsman-at-scotsman.virtualave.net>

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks"! says Lorelei, "ok dog, stop smiling for the camera and untie me".
Frank <fpc123-at-aol.com>

I wonder how she would like a trip to the vet! 
Entangle_moi <entangle_me-at-yahoo.com>

*

"See if she ties me to the clothes line again!"

"Now that she's tied up, let's see how she'll like a new leash on life!"

--Dprboy <dprboy-at-hotmail.com>

*

"I've heard of camera hams, but this is RIDUCULOUS!"
Zhivotnoya <zhivotnoya-at-yahoo.com>

Help, my doggie tied me up.
moskvamaid <moskvamaid-at-yahoo.com>

"GRRRR... Back Off Jon!... she's all mine!"
Mr-Kato <mrkato-at-hotmail.com>

*

Hogties, frogties, yuck! Nothing like a good old fashioned DOGTIE!
Zogman <tieyouup-at-hotmail.com>

"I said hog-tied not dog-tied"
Phil <rocky1-at-xcelco.on.ca>

In keeping with such animal names as the hog-tie and the frog-tie, Lorelei introduces us to her latest innovation, the dog-tie (dog not included)
Gonzo <chrisgates-at-redhotant.com>

*

HEY I was here first, get your own woman to tie up!
derek <dbudnick-at-voyager.net>

MAN BITES DOG! DOG TIES UP WOMAN! What's the world coming to?
The Advisor

 You wanna free her? First stand a fight with me! (Or rather try to bribe me with a treat, woof-woof!)
trainmanDE

Ahem, we said we wanted to see your 'cooch', not pooch!
voxx07 <voxx07-at-aol.com>

I've been hog-tied... but dog-tied?
prof-bond

"The leash and collar, Jon. Where's the leash and collar?"
Bill50 <bondagelover50-at-msn.com>

"Recent scientific studies shows that a lot of women like to do it doggie-style."
Michael from Sweden <dmale-at-algonet.se>

I said I like it doggie-style, but this is ridiculous!
dixiemom <dixiemom-at-cavalry.com>

*

Now that's "doggie-style"!

"Got Peanut Butter?"

--Sara-Slave <mail-at-boundandgagged.net>

*

 "Gimme the doggie treats or you'll never see her again!"

"My turn to be tied up! You love me, too, don't you?"

"I'll never figure out humans. I don't even like wearing a leash."

--RR

*

"Quit hogging, or you'll ended up bound and gagged like me!"
Mike Smith <mjsmith-at-kskc.net>

Lorelei to Alex:
"The ropes, Alex! Chew the ropes! Come on, girl! The ropes! Get the ropes! Chew the ropes!... Okayyy... Pick up the phone, then! Get the phone, Alex! Come on! Get the phone! Get the phone!... Okayyy... Run and get help, then! Go on, girl! Get help! Find a police officer for me! Go and get help! Okayyy... Maybe I should have got a @#!%! collie or alsatian, instead..." 
" C "